Ben Westermann-Clark

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He is one of the most vertical primates you'll ever meet and has an appreciation for the finer things in life: the subtle nuances of Emilio Estevez's acting, the music of Raffi, and icy cold Yoohoo.


The writings of Ben Westermann-Clark

Unbridled Success

March 28, 2007 - 3:00 pm

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by the BWC
Thanks for the fans! You guys have done great to make all our dreams possible! Reginald has something to say ! :
WE’RE CHANGE THE NAMING OF BAND TO SHRIMP DIAL AND YOU CAN SAY OK NO WHEN YOU BEGINS TO PLAY INSTRUMENT (HAR! HAR! HAR1 WE KNOW THIS ISNT TO BE [...]

The Reginalds On Tours of Fun

March 28, 2007 - 2:59 pm

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by the BWC
Everyone sing along!
sometimes
in this world it gets so hard
to keep on living
but that’s not what gets hard
i can’t keep being away from my home
i can’t keep feeling all alone
i miss being in fraggle rock
dancing girls with my fraggle cock
my fraggle cock is quite so large
likes of which you aint seen
on any of your [...]

Reginalds FOREVER

October 30, 2006 - 9:57 am

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by Ben Westermann-Clark
Pieces of the rocket-propelled Lincoln Continental settled across the St. Lawrence river, skewing the sunset like gall-stones in a pool of urine.

The Reginalds

October 14, 2006 - 8:31 pm

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As I crawled through the hallway on my feet and safety, a group of hooligans punched my ear with a discussion of reckless revelry over by the pop machine. “I heard this and that” one young gun said as if you can put out a fire by ignoring it. Their demeanor was enthusiastically [...]

Oh No!

October 1, 2006 - 9:47 am

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Once upon a time in a land not far from here, in a regular American state, in a regular American town, in a regular American suburban neighborhood, a group of regular American kids were playing the regular American game of cricket in the neighborhood park. Careless childhood screams echoed through the late golden afternoon [...]