Buddy
About
Douglas is a creative genius in the genre of weird. His Brewster brain soaks it all in and blow it all out.
The writings of Buddy
The Glenn Scott Stamp of Public Notary Approval
March 5, 2008 - 8:16 am
Tags: aviation, buddy, clarksmith, doug, glenn-scott, hobbies
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It should be known to all who hobby what has become of Glenn Scott Clarkson since the final days of one the bloodiest business disputes of all time, the hobbytown massacre, details of which have proven to be scarce, although a thorough report of the actual events is rumored to be in the making from [...]
Tom Experiences Pelvic Tenderness
February 10, 2007 - 10:08 pm
Tags: buddy, glenn-scott, Tom
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by Doug Ullrich
“Lunch time!” Tom spoke the words with his usual jovial, personalized dialect, an almost childish, Sean-Conneryesque slur of words, born from heavily saliva lubricated tongue and cheek movement. This was one of a few trademark utterings during the course of a normal day, almost always spoken in light of consolation for whatever [...]
Hobby Tits
December 6, 2006 - 9:14 pm
Tags: buddy, glenn-scott, hobby, Tom
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Tom looked up, raising his eyebrows, his reading glasses balanced on the end of his long, but round pointed nose. His pencil fell to the floor. “Well, I-I uh, uh, I think they just sell toys overthere.” Despite the studder he rambled confidently and seemed satisfied as he ended his words with a [...]
Make Me a Channel of Your Piece
November 20, 2006 - 6:25 pm
Tags: doug
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Oh, Saint Metzler, blessed father of hobby, deliver us wood, so that we may build.
You giveth not a dull knife, and carry not one. Blessed be and forgive our enemies, for they not know what they sell.
Deliver us from toys, and forgive those who mix dope and foam. Gaze down upon us with your reading [...]
The Hobbytown Massacre
The party was definitely over. Glenn Scott Clarksmith had forgotten to take his medication. Larry was pissed. Eric used to be a doctor. The past tense did not affect his performance. He sedated Glen Scott quite easily. So easily, in fact, he had it done in less than a [...]
Moons Over Thurzday Scramble on Friday
November 11, 2006 - 6:59 am
Greetings Marshanners,
Today’s word is and ancient one from the Hicko scrolls.
!NAHESDK TI
Hint: disheartening acknowledgement of failure by a third party
Hint: words uttered by a famous play by play announcer
Moons Over Thurzday Scramble
November 4, 2006 - 9:58 am
by Doug Ullrich
Welcome, Marshanners! It’s Thursday!!
Here is your word (or words).
Hicko used to bark out this one during one of his most violent and spastic of dance routines…….
OTLTA ICTNOOPR ERLSVERA
Hint 1. Horrible sounding, unnatural scientific occurence.
Hint 2. Bill Murray
Hickopedia Marshannika
November 4, 2006 - 9:56 am
by Douglas Ullrich
How do you like the hobby called Marshann so far? Marshanning began along time ago at a place called Hensley Morsel just south of Bent Armpit, Wyoming. A group of severely lexicdis beardos were bored with there leisure activities of yodeling and scab collecting. One beardo had the spiritual fortitude [...]
