Flash Fiction & Poetry
Buddy
Douglas is a creative genius in the genre of weird. His Brewster brain soaks it all in and blow it all out.
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Posts by Buddy
The Glenn Scott Stamp of Public Notary Approval
Mar 5th
It should be known to all who hobby what has become of Glenn Scott Clarkson since the final days of one the bloodiest business disputes of all time, the hobbytown massacre, details of which have proven to be scarce, although a thorough report of the actual events is rumored to More >
Tom Experiences Pelvic Tenderness
Feb 10th
“Lunch time!” Tom spoke the words with his usual jovial, personalized dialect, an almost childish, Sean-Conneryesque slur of words, born from heavily saliva lubricated tongue and cheek movement. This was one of a few trademark utterings during the course of a normal day, almost always spoken in light of consolation More >
Hobby Tits
Dec 6th
Tom looked up, raising his eyebrows, his reading glasses balanced on the end of his long, but round pointed nose. His pencil fell to the floor. “Well, I-I uh, uh, I think they just sell toys overthere.” Despite the studder he rambled confidently and seemed satisfied as he ended his More >
Make Me a Channel of Your Piece
Nov 20th
Oh, Saint Metzler, blessed father of hobby, deliver us wood, so that we may build.
You giveth not a dull knife, and carry not one. Blessed be and forgive our enemies, for they not know what they sell.
Deliver us from toys, and forgive those who mix dope and foam. Gaze down More >
The Hobbytown Massacre
Nov 19th
The party was definitely over. Glenn Scott Clarksmith had forgotten to take his medication. Larry was pissed. Eric used to be a doctor. The past tense did not affect his performance. He sedated Glen Scott quite easily. So easily, in fact, he had it done in less than a minute, More >
Moons Over Thurzday Scramble on Friday
Nov 11th
Today’s word is and ancient one from the Hicko scrolls.
!NAHESDK TI
- Hint: disheartening acknowledgement of failure by a third party
- Hint: words uttered by a famous play by play announcer
Moons Over Thurzday Scramble
Nov 4th
Welcome, Marshanners! It’s Thursday!!
Here is your word (or words).
Hicko used to bark out this one during one of his most violent and spastic of dance routines…….
OTLTA ICTNOOPR ERLSVERA
Hint 1. Horrible sounding, unnatural scientific occurence. Hint 2. Bill Murray
Hickopedia Marshannika
Nov 4th
How do you like the hobby called Marshann so far? Marshanning began along time ago at a place called Hensley Morsel just south of Bent Armpit, Wyoming. A group of severely lexicdis beardos were bored with there leisure activities of yodeling and scab collecting. One beardo had More >