Dear Kingsley,

I was ironing my slacks earlier (LOLLZ, WUWT-maid suing for harrassment) when an astonishing bit of inspiration struck. I bought a house out on the Camans some odd years ago and have yet to visit it!

Pack your finest warbler glasses and we simply must head out there this instant. I sent a wire to my driver this morning. I said, “Laurence, kick the dust off the Rolls!” Clever.

Well, old boy, I must shove off. There is a glass of Glenliver with my named embossed upon it.

Send word: a yay or nay will suffice.

Best in Show,

Vic