It should be known to all who hobby what has become of Glenn Scott Clarkson since the final days of one the bloodiest business disputes of all time, the hobbytown massacre, details of which have proven to be scarce, although a thorough report of the actual events is rumored to be in the making from hobby authorities. Glenn Scott was one of the last and finest hobbiests in this ready-made era and sat at the right hand of the throne with Saint Metzler. This journal entry shall serve as information on Glenn’s recent activities to those interested, but also as a guide to live in these post hobby times, a guide equipped with information on what is officially approved by Glenn himself. This power was granted to him on the day of March 16th, 2007 when he became a public notary, quickly using his acquired power to enhance his influence on the hobby world, and what activities involving hobby or any personal matter should be considered appropriate.

Presenting the gospel according to Glenn Scott:

  • no new media of any sort will be tolerated, old methods are best and should continued to be used whether it be in hobby or sexual enticement of women, men, or any animal be it barnyard or domesticated (note-excessive use of bottom lip in facial countenance can immediately indicate a disapproval).
  • radio frequency interference or same channel usage is strictly prohibited whether it be ham radio, model aviation, or cb usage. This rule particularly applies to the model aviation-unless the hobbiest is conducting free-flight operations with an FA tan II rubber motor or Co2 motor in which case a radio frequency would obviously be absent. However, if this should be the case, the airplane must have been built with a sharpened Buddy-knife which are notoriously dull and hard to work with.
  • when promoting any hobby or event involving such hobby the only approved sex symbol is a mirandolous gay sex-bot referred to as “Himer” which comes equipped with quick repair tools for damaged hobby instruments in the field. “Himer” can also be used for hand jobs.
  • train layouts must be enjoyed with the use of an engineer outfit, the exception being the use of N scale, in which case turtle necks must be worn, however jeans are permitted.

Further amendments will be added at a later date as some are revealing about unreleased sensitive information pertaining to the hobbytown massacre.